LAMB: Lambkins has been suffering from a serious overdose of love recently. You have to take him everywhere with you. As a result his once off-white fur has become a shameful dirty colour. The sort of colour that could not, unfortunately, be mistaken for a natural brown but rather acts as signal for others to keep away. You insist on carrying him around by the neck so that now it has become stretched out of shape leaving his little head to flop lifelessly to one side in a slightly disturbing manner. Yes, poor old Lambkins has definitely seen better days. I think the time has come to bite the bullet, chuck him in the washing machine and hope he survives the ride. Good luck little lamb.